OF COURSE KARL ALZNER SHOULD BE IN THE OLYMPICS. I mean, are you serious? He is the best defenseman for the Washington Capitals. I mean, our defense isn't really that impressive, but if anyone is impressive, it is Karl Titan Alzner.
Now, his middle name is probably not Titan. I actually have no idea what his middle name is. But, if I had to guess, I would say his middle name was Titan. Because Karl Titan Alzner is the man. Karl Alzner is the best Caps defenseman by far. He is a sound, technical dude that outsmarts all of the opposition. There is a reason we picked him number five overall in the 2005 draft. It is because he is extremely smart on all side of the puck. It is obvious he knows what he is doing defensively, but when
|Karl Alzner with dachshunds|
thinking about gold medals
Don't laugh at all. While Alzner is not the best offensive d-man, he is one of the better defensive-d-men in the world. And is that what defenseman are all about, defense? Pick him for team Canada, and you will not be disappointed.